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Troop Report – Star Wars Day | May the 4th Celebration – 2021


Event: Star Wars Day | May the 4th Celebration
Galactic Co-ordinates: Federation Square, Melbourne CBD
Date / Time: Sunday 2 May, 2021
Landscape / Weather: Outdoors, various locations
Type: Commercial

Troopers & Wranglers:
TK27120 Gascan (Andy)
DZ-15064 OrchidPrincess (Vanda)
DZ3016 MJ (Kelly)
DZ2592 Panda Bear (Rhi)
DZ25507 TKMaxx (Anne)
DZ9735 Disneygirl (Merrilea)
TD18969 DarthStevius (Steve)
TI13114 Huuahh (Aneesh)
TI14780 Wldcrd (Glenn)
TI94911 Lockey (Lockey)
TI21720 DvaderOrder66 (Shane Simpson)
TI3198 TriggerHappy (Jarrod)
ID11684 Kellee (Kellee)
TK84212 Mark Gambino (Mark)
TK5686 PhilsyB (Philsy)
TD11165 Purplehaze (Andrew H)
TB10322 Nanotek (Mark Christensen)
TK3977 Marcus (Mark Marcus)
TI 10689 Lucky Charm (Kim)
DS10375 TrooperTim (Tim)
TB72822 dragon_a (Tony) plus 1 GA
TB5842 Toxic Cat (Logan)
ID 8097 Walker (Ash)
CT33625 Christhepropguy (Chris K)
CT75676 Keseyjoy94 (Kelsey)
BH50524 Dishrack (Jon)
BH8503 Duncs (Duncan)
DS-51019 Cableguy (Caleb)
ID6673 Hamish (Sean)
TK43118 Nightwing (Chris T)
TK18474 Bigcara (Mark Cu)
TD 24663 Shep (Shep)

TK31892 Extra_Small_Sam (Sam)
TK88118 HansDC (Hans)
ID11673 CJ (Cass)
TK16119 Nevafear (Shane)
TX10343 Warmachine (Dylan)
Ragequit (Geoff) Cadet

Report follows:
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Knightfall Garrison received orders from the Emperor to deploy a contingent of ground forces to a celebration event—May the 4th, otherwise known as Star Wars Day—held on Earth, in a planetary system located in the Milky Way galaxy.

Due to ongoing international measures to contain a global viral contaminant, the honour of being one of few planets and locations allowed to hold a mass celebration for May the 4th fell on Melbourne, Australia. The local Garrison and associated legions did not disappoint.

Upon landing, Knightfall forces secured an armament facility located adjacent to the deployment area and began preparations for duty. This facility was declared a neutral zone and shared with members of the Rebel Legion and Mandalorian Mercs. The facility was furnished with snacks and bottled water, as well as chairs for those who could sit.

The day-long deployment involved a variety of promotional duties for the Empire, including: reinforcement at a static effigy of Master Ren; guard duty of an Imperial TIE Fighter; securing a captured BB-8 droid; supervision of a youngling’s toy (LEGO) pen; and roving squads and ad hoc activities.

Across the course of the deployment, members of the public were given a chance to see the ‘real face’ of the Empire. Thousands of younglings and their families mixed with troopers and officer staff to capture holographs and holograms of their interactions. Displays of laughter and enjoyment were also frequently captured by Garrison holograph droids.

Ranking members of the Garrison also engaged with local propaganda outlets—spanning print, broadcast and digital news—ensuring the message of the Emperor reached the ears of those across the planet.

Despite the lure of ongoing Jedi training sessions on the main stage–a feeble effort to attract younglings to the Rebel cause–it is believed the Garrison’s conduct and professionalism was a true highlight of the day. All troopers and support staff should be highly commended, especially those who travelled from distant sectors.

For the glory of the Empire!

Injuries / droid malfunctions: None
Armour repairs: None
Mission Status: COMPLETE

Report filed by: TK-84212



Statistics: Posted by markgambino — Fri May 07, 2021 10:17 am — Replies 1 — Views 17

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